Soil and Water Conservation
Meghalaya

Vol.09 Issue No. 09
January - June, 2005

Miscellaneous

LETTER FROM ABRAHAM LINCOLN TO HIS SON’S TEACHER

“My son starts school today. It is all going to be strange and new to him for a while and I wish you would treat him gently. It is an adventure that might take him across continents. All adventures that probably include wars, tragedy and sorrow. To live this life will require faith, love and courage. So dear Teacher, will you please take him by his hand and teach him things he will have to know, teaching him - but gently, if you can. Teach him that for every enemy, there is a friend. He will have to know that all men are not just, that all men are not true. But teach him also that for every scoundrel there is a hero, that for every crooked politician, there is a dedicated leader.

Teach him if you can that 10 cents earned is of far more value than a dollar found. In school, teacher, it is far more honorable to fail than to cheat. Teach him to learn how to gracefully lose, and enjoy winning when he does win. Teach him to be gentle with people, tough with tough people. Steer him away from envy if you can and teach him the secret of quiet laughter. Teach him if you can - how to laugh when he is sad, teach him there is no shame in tears. Teach him there can be glory in failure and despair in success. Teach him to scoff at cynics.

Teach him if you can the wonders of books, but also give time to ponder the extreme mystery of birds in the sky, bees in the sun and flowers on a green hill. Teach him to have faith in his own ideas, even if every one tell him they are wrong. Try to give my son the strength not to follow the crowd when everyone else is doing it. Teach him to listen to every one, but teach him also to filters all that he hears on a screen of truth and take only the good that comes through. Teach him to sell his talents and brains to the highest bidder but never to put a price tag on his heart and soul. Let him have the courage to be impatient, let him have the patient to be brave. Teach him to have sublime faith in himself, because then he will always have sublime faith in mankind, in God. This is the order, teacher but see what best you can do. He is such a nice little boy and he is my son.

THEY SAY….

It takes very little to fill up a big heart.
- Antonio Porchia.

Self-knowledge is the beginning of self-improvement.
- Spanish Proverb.

It’s not the river that runs, but the water. It’s not time that passes, but us.
- Hervè Bazin.

Don’t throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.
- Swedish Proverb.

I live in abject poverty; there’s no other way for me to go but up.
- Kirk Douglas.

HUMOUR

A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. “I understand your father was also a lion tamer,” the reporter queried.
“Yes, he was,” the man replied.
“Do you actually put your head in the lion’s mouth?”
“I did it only once,” said the lion tamer, “to look for Dad.”

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A sportsman went to a hunting lodge and shot a record number of ducks, aided by a dog named Salesman. The following year he returned and asked the lodge’s owner for Salesman again. “That hound isn’t good anymore,” said the dog owner.
“What happened? Was he injured?”
“No. Some fool came down here and called him ‘Sales Manager’ all week. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”

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After lecturing her six-year son on the golden rule, the mother concluded, “Always remember that we are here in this world to help others.”
The youngster thought this over for a minute and then asked. “What are the others here for?”

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Soil & Water Conservation Meghalaya Newsletter. Vol. 9 (9) January - June, 2005